Kleenex

February 5th, 2010

So it's a wednesday night we went out on our way to church. We stopped by Home Depot so my uncle could go get some copies of some keys. While my uncle was waiting for the keys to be copied my mom wasn't feeling well her stomach is acidic and she was hungry. To top that off she was experiencing a very annoying cold that caused her to have a RUNNY NOSE. To make matters worse? We couldn't find any KLEENEX in the car.

My mom gave me $5 to go and get some Kleenex. You know what sucked for me? I was in heels and in church clothes. So I looked really really formal and in heels looking for Kleenex in a Wal-mart. I mean I've done it before it's just... Arizona ppl are weird especially the white people. (haha JK!) You just get a lot of stares, some real intense stares too.

Anyways since Joey came along with me I struggled to actually get myself to Wal-mart. (Me + Heels = Fail @ WALKING! ) When we finally reached inside we were greeted with the usual "Hello there, Welcome to Wal-mart!" by the greeters who are usually in their "Senior Age". (If you catch my drift.) As I "tip-toed" to the facial tissue aisle my feet were hurting and the people watching. Then I gave up and asked Joey to run and get the Kleenex, I stopped to rest right by a cart full of General Mills cereal.

We then paid for the Kleenex. It was $3.00-something. We rushed to the car! I remember I can run in heels... but risked looking like a retarded, formally dressed young lady.(Ironically I can run in heels but not walk well in them? haha crazy but true...) But I didn't care at the moment we were trying to keep my mom's nose from being:

A.) Being "slurped" up her nose again and again.

Or B.) Dripping and Dripping until there's a small pond inside the car.... a pond of mucus... (EW!)

We were waved by my uncle who was trying to help us find the car. (But the car was parked near the building idk why he waved anyways.) When we got into the car, our mother announced that she was hungry... So we went to a pho restaurant where my brother and I shared dinners, and my mom and my uncle had pho soup.

When we finished our dinner we got back inside the car. Our mom once again pulled out the box of kleenex.

Then she says. "Why did you guys buy the small box?"

Me: "Well your just gonna use it for now cause of the current condition of your nose mom." (OMG yeah I know I talk nerdy to mi madre too... that's how nerdy I am...)

Joey: "Yeah and plus you have Kleenex at home mom, remember?"

Mom: "Yeah..."

Joey and I together: "Yeah..."

Mom: "But you know guys I wanted the big box."

Joey and I together: "Yeah..."

Mom: "You know I like everything BIG."

JOEY AND I: "LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Me still laughing while saying this: "You know mom... hahaha... you could still use hhahahah this LITTLE box in the hahahahhahha car!"

Joey: "Yeah for the hahhahhahah car!"

LMAO!!! so you see this is why it's worth having to deal with my mom cause she's funny without knowing it!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. JK I love my mother she's my everything. <3

Well I hope you guys enjoyed this little story. I know the intro is kind of boring but it ends up to be a good story ya know to lead up to the climax. Yeah I know me and joey were just thinking wrong at the time. But WHO DOESN'T??!?!?

Thanks for reading, please leave a comment to let me know what you think? yeah?