Quotes

Some are inside jokes, some are comedic, some are just plain serious, and others have a meaning behind them. These are some quotes that I keep I will add more I guess let you guys in on my knowledge and my favorite quotes. Hope you enjoy.


-"Make sure ur boob milk doesnt get into the swimming water so the consistency wont be thick." -A.J. Deguzman.



-"Thank you Ka Arnel! Excersise Yay!"- Claire Yu, Arnnie Deguzman, A.J. Deguzman.



-Joey: I'm fat!
Me: Maybe because you had those deep fried thai appetizers yesterday night!
Joey: So? Imma work it off!
Me: Well you need to eat more healthier!....
Me: I'm gonna shove vegetables down your throat!
Joey: Okay. Go ahead... Cause I'll LIKE IT!
Me: hahaha! LMAO!!! LOL!



-"I'm gonna shove it down my throat, and I'll savor..." -Joey Yu



My Weekday Mornings getting ready for school.
-*BEEP *BEEP *BEEP *BEEP *SMACK.
(Alarm clock and me smacking it to shut up.)

(My thoughts when I am waken by my alarm clock)
OKAY Claire! You need to wake up! Okay just take off the layers of blankets... *shivers EKK it's to malamig!!! No you need to take off the blankets... NOW!... But But But it's just so warm... *KNOCKS OUT! (Okay I know this isn't a quote but I wanted to put it here... cause it's my profile and I can do whatever I want with it! hmmp. LOL JK. ;p)



-LOL: Girl and Guy's Conversation

Guy: "I just had TBK."
Girl: "Ooo Yum."
Guy: "I'm still hungry and want more though!"
Girl: "Chubby Bunny wants more?"
Guy: "Lol yes and I want you!"
Girl: "Lol we can do what bunnies do... If you know what I mean. :) That's from a song too. lol.
Guy: "Rofl wth! What do they do?"
Girl: "They reproduce A LOT! Lol my nerdy way of saying that... Actually again it's just dorky... hehe.
Guy: "Rofl oh wow! You and your addiction to sex!"
Girl: "Hey I am merely a curious virgin not a sex addict."

^^^^ Loved loved loved this conversation. HAHA.


-SOO this little Jewi was observing a conversation between Jessica Alba and Hayden Pannettiere and this is what had happened:

Jewi: "Jessica finish your samosa!"
Jessica: "I'll finish is later."
Hayden: "Jessica... you're cute."
Jewi is right about to turn the corner...
Jessica: "Do I look like Boot to you?"

^^^^^ LMAO!!! (Boot = Our Mini Dachshund)


-Girlfriend: "Oww! My headphones are hurting me!

Boyfriend: "Aww!"

*Takes Headphones from gf and takes it to another room and beats it up, goes out the room with a smile*

Boyfriend: You okie babe? *hugs*

*smiles*

Girlfriend: *Smiles* I Love You!
♥ :)


-*Joey enters my room.
Joey: So just to make sure... Ashley's dad... his name is Tom right? So it's uncle Tom?
Me: It's John, so it would be uncle John, Joey... *looks at him like he's stupid.
Joey: SAME THING!!!
*Joey exits my room.
(Wow I love my brother. HAHA.)


-“When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn’t mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.” and so begins a new chapter... -unknown.



-"We will live with a pain in our hearts that will heal slowly but in time we will be left with a scar it will remind of us the times we've been hurt and it in turn makes a valuable lesson." Part One by Claire Yu.

"Its a lesson that will always be remembered but it comes with the price of a heavier heart. Which in time we'll get use to but things may never be the same again and that fact is what me must acknowledge." Part Two by Mathew McLaughlin